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Post #254,630
by ben_tilly
5/6/06 1:05:57 PM
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New Serious Epidemic
ATTENTION
The Centers for Disease Control have issued a warning about a virulent new strain of sexually transmitted disease contracted through dangerous, high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004 after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include antisocial personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a single Bush found in Texas.

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #254,633
by a6l6e6x
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5/6/06 1:48:06 PM
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New Did the joke come via Jody?
Alex
When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. -- Sinclair Lewis
Post #254,635
by ben_tilly
5/6/06 1:57:53 PM
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New No, my mother
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #254,695
by lincoln
5/7/06 5:00:28 PM
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New Another lazy person posts before looking first
[link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=197744|Oh, Pun post #197744]
lincoln

"Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow


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     Serious Epidemic - (ben_tilly) - (3) - May 6, 2006, 01:05:57 PM EDT
         Did the joke come via Jody? -NT - (a6l6e6x) - (1) - May 6, 2006, 01:48:06 PM EDT
             No, my mother -NT - (ben_tilly) - May 6, 2006, 01:57:53 PM EDT
         Another lazy person posts before looking first - (lincoln) - May 7, 2006, 05:00:28 PM EDT

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