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New Hey, I won some European lottery!
Congratulations!
You now owe me money, you have 60 days to pay and after that your vig is compounded at 2% a week. After 90 days my collectors will inform you which body parts will be forfeited for the vig, naturally the principal remains the same.
60 days, then await the pain...
Bill

-----Original Message-----
From: Phillipmoore <phillipmoore00@ny.com>
To: phillipmoore00@ny.com
Sent: 30 Apr 2006 22:27:05 -0000
Subject: AWARD NOTIFICATION


Award Notification.
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of your selection as one
of the five winners of the promotional Free Lotto Sweepstakes held recently as
part of our EXPERIMENTAL BONANZA. You have therefore been approved for a lump
sum pay out of 1,400,000.000USD.(One Million Four Hundred Thousand Dollars.)


We in the Free Lottery Sweepstakes is by this program,Launching our model
computer balloting lottery draws, developed and designed to satisfy the cravings
of the ever-growing number of participants in our various lottery programs. With
funds accrued exclusively from previous draws, payouts to all winners are
guaranteed and will be transferred in record time.
After randomly selecting 15,000 participants from an initial database of 300,000
emails all participants were selected through a computer ballot system from the
Middle East, Asia, Africa, Canada, Europe, USA and South America as part our
International Promotions Program, which was conducted in view of launching
ourselves into the Sweepstakes Industry Worldwide and zoning all participants by
their respective continents from across the globe, we produced an extensive list
from which you have emerged as one of the winners of the Grand Draw prize. You
are to contact our agents by email or fax within a week
of receiving this notice.

Please contact your fiduciary agent


Mr.Danny Alvares
External service manager,
Free lotto sweepstakes United Kingdom
Phone No:+447024015993
EMAIL: contact_mrdannyalvares@yahoo.co.uk

In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote
your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with your
claims agent


Ref No: MELI-T/ 17-F044262312
Batch No:901/00319/HLP
Zonal Draw No: GMLA2-003
Grand Draw No: 12099


Congratulations once again.




Sincerely,
Mr Phillip Moore,
Your Lottery Co-ordinator
For The Lotto People
PO Box 42 Peterborough
PE3 8XH
United Kingdom
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
New Who's going to deliver it, the Easter Bunny?
New I don't think they work like that
It'll take too much manpower and money to track you down and break things, as well as risking capture by the police. Rather, I imagine they con you into revealing your bank account then empty it. Maybe there is some 'processing fee'. I'm surprised there's enough money in the accounts of people dumb enough to fall for this to be worthwhile.
Matthew Greet


Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- Mark Renton, Trainspotting.
New You don't know Box
He wasn't paraphrasing what they meant. That was an open letter to them. As in: They just primised him some money, and he intends to collect.
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     Hey, I won some European lottery! - (boxley) - (3)
         Who's going to deliver it, the Easter Bunny? -NT - (imqwerky)
         I don't think they work like that - (warmachine) - (1)
             You don't know Box - (drewk)

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