If I were President . . .

Post #253,854 by Andrew Grygus 4/30/06 2:57:12 AM 4/30/06 2:59:44 AM Reply	If I were President . . . . . I'd draw three lines on the map and I'd say: "This is Suniland, this is Shialand and this is Kurdistan. Now I'm pulling my grunts and youz guys can go ahead and do the ethnic cleansing thing to your heart's content, but if any of youz violates these borders I'm gonna fix you so the Stone Age looks like Tomorrowland. Verstet?" [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx] Edited by Andrew Grygus April 30, 2006, 02:59:44 AM EDT If I were President . . . . . I'd draw three lines on the map and I'd say: "This is Suniland, this is Shialand and this is Kurdistan. Youz guys can go ahead and do the ethnic cleansing thing to your heart's content, but if any of youz violates these borders I'm gonna fix you so the Stone Age looks like Tomorrowland. Verstet?" [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx] Collapse All History
Post #253,888 by Simon_Jester 4/30/06 4:34:41 PM Reply	Can't ... the US wants the oil too much if it falls into a civil war, all that oil will be off the market until the issue is resolved.
Post #253,890 by drewk 4/30/06 4:55:29 PM Reply	Wrong tesnse ... and just wrong If it *falls* into a civil war, all that oil *will be* off the market until the issue is resolved. -- should be -- *When* it *fell* into a civil war, all that oil *was* off the market until the issue is resolved. More truthful, but less accurate. === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]
Post #253,893 by Andrew Grygus 4/30/06 5:08:04 PM Reply	And staying in there is helping . . . exactly how? Regular was $3.22 down at the corner yesterday (may be higher today). "Honey, if we don't buy this new Hummer SUV the terrorists will have won!" [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]
Post #253,894 by hnick 4/30/06 5:19:25 PM Reply	Not helping at all But since our rulers are incapable of admitting fallibility, there is no option but to "stay the course". Besides, if we were not actively fighting somewhere, said rulers would be reduced to public servents, and that would be just ickey.

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