It's zing-bang, all right...
So...couldn't we write this in Visual C++, and be done with it?
/me ducks and runs for cover...
jb4
"Every Republican who wants to defend Bush on [the expansion of Presidential powers], should be forced to say, 'I wouldn't hesitate to see President Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same authority'."
— an unidentified letter writer to Newsweek on the expansion of executive powers under the Bush administration