A blonde walks into the main reading hall of Lenin State Library in Moscow (the main library of SU, and now that of Russia). She says:
HEY, I WAND A BIG MAC WITH FRIES AND COCE, QUICK!
The librarians shush her up: Don't you se where you are? It's the library, for God's sake!
The blonde says, Oh, I am so sorry, it's so embarrassing, where can I put my eyes - let me try again please:
May I please have a Big Mac with french fries and Coca-Cola?