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New Blonde in the Lenin State Library
A blonde walks into the main reading hall of Lenin State Library in Moscow (the main library of SU, and now that of Russia). She says:

HEY, I WAND A BIG MAC WITH FRIES AND COCE, QUICK!

The librarians shush her up: Don't you se where you are? It's the library, for God's sake!

The blonde says, Oh, I am so sorry, it's so embarrassing, where can I put my eyes - let me try again please:

May I please have a Big Mac with french fries and Coca-Cola?

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179. I will not outsource core functions.
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New For those that are ...
Russian Humor Handicapped... please at length, Joke to explain me?!
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Freedom is not FREE.
Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars?
SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;

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New One is supposed to be quiet in a library. HTH!:)
Did you get thrown off by misspelled Coke?

Otherwise, it's just a dumb blond joke. She accepted the need to be quiet in a library, but not the fact that she is not at McD's.
Alex

When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. -- Sinclair Lewis
New Whoa... I was thrown off by
more than the mis-spelt Coke.

But, now that you 'splained it to me... HA! That was good.
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[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey
Freedom is not FREE.
Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars?
SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;

0 rows returned.
New LRPD knows all - Please, think of the hard of laughing.
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Impeach Bush. Impeach Cheney. Do it now.
New At least, they're less rampantly insecure.
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
     Blonde in the Lenin State Library - (Arkadiy) - (5)
         For those that are ... - (folkert) - (4)
             One is supposed to be quiet in a library. HTH!:) - (a6l6e6x) - (3)
                 Whoa... I was thrown off by - (folkert) - (2)
                     LRPD knows all - Please, think of the hard of laughing. -NT - (Silverlock) - (1)
                         At least, they're less rampantly insecure. -NT - (ben_tilly)

Dude, down the hall and to the left. That’s who you want.
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