Not to worry. As with the Augean Stables, there's never a dearth of muck; however - one must be careful not to shovel shit against the tide.
Methinks that what we (all) lack right now are - enough really excellent speakers: as from Twain --> HL Mencken (Tom Lehrer! does it with song). The more TLA-ridden and convoluted the speech habits taught wannabe polit. speech writers - the more skewerable is their drivel BUT..
The sort of bald-faced simplicity which is capable of cutting through cant so effectively that - the HS dropout (and even the MBA) and the chicken-plucker all get it right away!
Now That needs artistry, especially re timing. If you saw the recent 4 hrs on Mark Twain (in 2 sessions) on PBS: seems he may have been the most enthralling speaker Murica has ever heard and.. he wrote about his noticing the supreme effect of...
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.. timing, and set out to perfect it. Problem with written convention is, for timing
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... ya gotta do weird stuff. Newspaper editors' copies of Strunk would never let ya get away with it.
Anyways - we know what we lack (along with Laugh In and The Smothers Brothers). SNL says it all: There IS no decent humor on Prime Time Drivel at all. A humorless culture (or humor-deprived) is what gets us these inane speeches with silly slogans and 0 content.
Find a solution to our cultural desert and .... they might even Love ya - 'cause I don't believe yet that: Muricans are nearly as stupid as the crap they are forced to watch. I also don't believe this is by accident - but how could you prove that?
Ashton
(Note that the likes of Geo Carlin - can only get a gig on HBO or in Vegas. 'Controversial' remains the bugaboo of the euphemistic society. Gotta go tinkle..)