Post #251,978
4/12/06 10:13:25 PM
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The perfect derriere
"(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V where S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite."
-- [link|http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,18752304%5e950,00.html|
Manchester Metropolitan University professor David Holmes], spending way too much time at the whiteboard, describes his formula for the perfect female derriere.
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"Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow
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Post #251,988
4/12/06 10:40:22 PM
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I would say he has too much time on his hands
but that would be groping for words :-D
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Post #252,018
4/13/06 3:44:27 AM
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Perhaps he has many bills,
and is in arrears?
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Post #252,233
4/14/06 4:32:48 PM
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So now he's going to be the butt of all our jokes?
jb4
"Every Repbulican who wants to defend Bush on [the expansion of Presidential powers], should be forced to say, 'I wouldn't hesitate to see President Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same authority'."
&mdash an unidentified letter writer to Newsweek on the expansion of executive powers under the Bush administration
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Post #252,247
4/14/06 5:11:43 PM
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Don't be such an ass!
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
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Post #252,279
4/14/06 8:55:58 PM
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Y'all are so cheeky!
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Post #252,282
4/14/06 9:04:42 PM
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Bringing up the rear again, eh?
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
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Post #252,284
4/14/06 9:05:54 PM
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It's just that you crack me up :-)
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Post #252,476
4/18/06 11:39:30 AM
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Bunch of regular Rhoids Scholars, aren't you?
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-scott anderson
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Post #252,480
4/18/06 12:00:47 PM
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I should knock you prostate for that one
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Impeach Bush. Impeach Cheney. Do it now.
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Post #252,481
4/18/06 12:13:02 PM
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Boweled over, eh? Stuff it, ya bum.
Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #252,482
4/18/06 12:28:10 PM
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Shouldn't there be a colon for punctuation in that sentence?
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
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Post #252,490
4/18/06 1:08:46 PM
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No: that's covered in appendix B.
Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #252,502
4/18/06 4:42:50 PM
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Sigmoid Freud would have a field day :-)
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Post #252,507
4/18/06 5:47:59 PM
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I sphinct you're reaching...
Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #252,519
4/18/06 7:36:29 PM
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how do you fissure?
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Post #252,529
4/18/06 9:26:25 PM
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Freud was about hot dogs, not buns.
Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #252,534
4/18/06 10:11:43 PM
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We need Mr. Fusion.
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwetheyFreedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;
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Post #252,565
4/19/06 9:29:59 AM
4/19/06 9:30:34 AM
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Admin, you're so anal retentive :-D
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Edited by imqwerky
April 19, 2006, 09:30:34 AM EDT
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Post #252,645
4/19/06 5:56:29 PM
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Your analysis is tightly drawn
jb4
"Every Repbulican who wants to defend Bush on [the expansion of Presidential powers], should be forced to say, 'I wouldn't hesitate to see President Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same authority'."
&mdash an unidentified letter writer to Newsweek on the expansion of executive powers under the Bush administration
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Post #252,685
4/19/06 11:39:06 PM
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Puckered even.
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Impeach Bush. Impeach Cheney. Do it now.
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Post #252,686
4/19/06 11:46:21 PM
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if its puckered even its perfect!
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Post #252,871
4/21/06 11:21:46 AM
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So the hole range of jokes has been covered now?
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #252,873
4/21/06 11:28:26 AM
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I can't think clearly and...
...manage bodily functions at the same time.
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwetheyFreedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;
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Post #252,875
4/21/06 11:35:29 AM
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Consider the importance of the simple colon
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwetheyFreedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;
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Post #252,881
4/21/06 11:42:58 AM
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It is my intestine to stop,
or this thread will right shift excrementally.
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Post #252,943
4/21/06 7:43:14 PM
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Time to put this thread Behind us?
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Post #252,944
4/21/06 7:51:09 PM
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Shall we sit on it for a while?
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #252,949
4/21/06 8:58:32 PM
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Nah, let's back into it.
Alex
When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. -- Sinclair Lewis
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Post #252,956
4/21/06 10:12:52 PM
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This has become an underhanded fixation.
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Post #252,959
4/21/06 10:56:37 PM
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you really had to reach around for that one
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Post #252,965
4/21/06 11:15:09 PM
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Can we please just wipe this from our memory?
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