The Pilot and the Stewardess

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport.

The pilot comes on the intercom; "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big dump...then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry dear... He's gotta take a shit first."

Post #244,146 by jbrabeck 2/10/06 12:19:07 PM Reply	The Pilot and the Stewardess A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom; "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay". He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?" "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big dump...then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long." Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about. Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry dear... He's gotta take a shit first." A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
Post #244,160 by Bman 2/10/06 2:31:13 PM Reply	HEHE "Pictures are better then words because some words are big and hard to understand" Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
Post #244,186 by broomberg 2/10/06 7:48:44 PM Reply	Dupe [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=129308\|http://z.iwethey.org...?contentid=129308]
Post #245,096 by lincoln 2/17/06 9:39:45 AM Reply	Thanks for giving proper attribution lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:bconnors@ev1.net\|contact me]
Post #245,098 by jbrabeck 2/17/06 9:43:45 AM Reply	I had forgotten about it here, I received it in an email. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
Post #245,101 by Another Scott 2/17/06 10:03:51 AM Reply	It's quite old, but still good. :-) E.g. [link\|http://www.bluedonut.com/100jokes.htm\|#22] on this list (mostly from June 1999). I wouldn't be surprised if it goes back to the 1950s. #6 I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said. "No. I hate myself now." (Rodney Dangerfield) :-) Cheers, Scott.

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