Post #240,269
1/3/06 10:41:39 PM
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must be time for sex ed in elementary school
11yo 5th grade son
son: mom, I have a paper to be signed for a health and puberty class, I dont want to take it, sounds gross.
7yo daughter: you dont want to learn about hairy vaginas? Old granmas have real hairy vaginas
son: eeeuuugggwww GROSS!
wife nearly drives off the road.
thanx,
bill
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Post #240,275
1/3/06 11:06:31 PM
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Should've posted it in "Oh, Pun"
cause that was funny as hell!
lincoln
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Post #240,290
1/4/06 8:53:19 AM
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*Snort*
bcnu,
Mikem
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Post #240,292
1/4/06 9:07:56 AM
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My fourth grader brought hers home too
I get to go to the preview next week.
Oh Joy! A "refresher" course!
wink,
Amy
PS
your kids are a hoot!
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #240,295
1/4/06 9:13:19 AM
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Ya might get to learn
New techniques... ;-p
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Post #240,302
1/4/06 10:17:52 AM
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Er...
Please tell me you mean "brought her BOOK home"...
Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #240,355
1/4/06 3:03:37 PM
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Letter to parents, silly!
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #240,402
1/4/06 11:43:35 PM
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But.. but.. parents don't need to know that stuff!
I mean.. if they did.. there'd be so many fewer kids to bring home papers and..
I get so confused about this ed-ja-Kay-shun stuff; do we wanna spoil All the surprises for the tykes?
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Post #240,436
1/5/06 7:13:01 AM
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this is georgia remember?
prolly teach him to wash his ass after his ears and no touchy feely stuff.
thanx,
bill
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Post #240,455
1/5/06 10:05:24 AM
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And Texas
Where it's never too early to learn how to use a condom. We gots a rep yoo tay shun to uphold...swagger and braggin': it's a Texas thang.
Peace,
Amy
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #240,480
1/5/06 1:13:28 PM
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I thought you folks...
...filled 'em up with water and chucked 'em at cows.
jb4
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Post #240,486
1/5/06 1:57:15 PM
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Cows are fer tippin' :-D
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #240,491
1/5/06 2:41:40 PM
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Yeah , but how much of a tip? 15%? 17%? 20%? ;-)
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Post #240,504
1/5/06 5:26:50 PM
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You so funny! :-)
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