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New First .NET virus
[link|http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1003-200-8424382.html?tag=mn_hd|The DONUT virus]

Concept only; emailed to anti-virus firms.
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New I can see it now...
... the product manager for .NET with his head in his hands going:

"Oh God... someone's written one already!"

:-)

Wade.

"All around me are nothing but fakes
Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"

New Product Managers and .NET
Apparently many companies are looking for ".NET" experts with at least three years experience in it. I kid you not. The f*cking thing is still in Beta and the standards will most likely change with the next beta. I doubt that it has been out for three years now.

"In order to completely solve a problem, you must make sure that the root of the problem is completely removed! If you leave the root, the problem will come back later to get you." - Norman King
New *chuckle* I saw the same thing with Java....

Imric's Tips for Living
  • Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
  • Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
  • Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
New Easily solved
Claim to have 5 years of experience with .NET and its immediate predecessors.

The odds are that any PHB without the reading skills to discover that .NET hasn't existed for 3 years will be confused into thinking that you have 5 years of .NET experience. Yet you told the absolute truth!

Cheers,
Ben
     First .NET virus - (admin) - (4)
         I can see it now... - (static) - (3)
             Product Managers and .NET - (nking) - (2)
                 *chuckle* I saw the same thing with Java.... -NT - (imric)
                 Easily solved - (ben_tilly)

My other car got stolen by Ashton.
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