Post #236,832
12/2/05 7:13:54 AM
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Some of the old ones even had cheese growing inside them!
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #236,833
12/2/05 7:34:03 AM
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My tapeworm tells me what to do.
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Post #236,839
12/2/05 8:43:18 AM
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I shall be a movement unto my own ass.
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Post #236,874
12/2/05 2:28:16 PM
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The next time I die, I'll try to remember and pack some food
jb4 shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #236,922
12/3/05 4:55:42 AM
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That didn't sound too scripted.
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Post #236,945
12/3/05 2:16:56 PM
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Youa culpa.
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwetheyFreedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;
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Post #236,953
12/3/05 6:13:40 PM
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But we don't hate you, you pathetic git.
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #236,979
12/4/05 5:05:38 AM
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t is so much easier to open a skull than a mind.
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #237,025
12/4/05 4:44:41 PM
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B-B-B-ut: Its ZIMA!
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwetheyFreedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;
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Post #237,026
12/4/05 4:51:57 PM
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It's not entirely unpleasant.
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Post #237,027
12/4/05 4:52:58 PM
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This is exactly why I don't like knowledge.
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwetheyFreedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;
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Post #237,040
12/4/05 7:17:52 PM
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You wouldn't know what normal was if it rode into town
on the normal express, kicked down your door with its size normal boots, danced into your living room wearing nothing but the word "normal" and sang "normality is here again" on your dining room table whilst dancing the foxtrot.
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Post #237,056
12/4/05 9:39:48 PM
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Sentinels and abdominal tracking shrimp.
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #237,075
12/5/05 10:49:19 AM
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But fear not, I will not be reported for I own the logs.
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwetheyFreedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;
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Post #237,082
12/5/05 12:16:09 PM
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And yet, your lips keep moving.
jb4 shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #237,132
12/5/05 10:07:17 PM
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You've got a lot of repressed feelings, don't you?
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Post #237,300
12/7/05 6:31:18 PM
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... and pants!
When somebody asks you to trade your freedom for security, it isn't your security they're talking about.
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Post #237,318
12/7/05 10:05:27 PM
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Don't write that down, it's on a T-shirt.
jb4 shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #237,322
12/7/05 10:39:03 PM
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A dream to meat!
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Post #237,326
12/7/05 11:25:12 PM
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Huh? Doesn't even rhyme!
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Post #237,797
12/12/05 4:48:07 PM
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Yes. This is what I didn't want.
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Post #237,812
12/12/05 6:29:18 PM
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Why aren't there any pork-based beverages?
jb4 shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #237,822
12/12/05 8:29:29 PM
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Can you bring back some puffy Cheetos?
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Post #237,823
12/12/05 8:31:24 PM
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Your Freak God[tm] was HERE!
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Post #239,023
12/22/05 4:32:15 PM
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Department of Redundancy Department
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