They're b-a-a-a-c-k!

Loyal readers will recall from [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=119338|my earlier reports] on this struggle (hugely entertaining reading, which I commend to your school-age children, to your discussion groups at church or synagogue, to your elected representatives from the School Board level on up) that following a pitched battle two years ago during which not merely the fate of Christian civilization but the very survival of Hominidae against Gliridae hung briefly in the balance, the foe was exterminated once we fetched out the dreadful Thunderfucker™ Mark IV series of traps. Alas, blind liberals that we are, we foolishly disarmed following the conflict, allowed defense spending as a percentage of GDP to fall to prewar levels, and of course...the foe is back. Oh, no! Fortunately we had retained one peanut butter-encrusted Mark IV in the mothball fleet, and this was retrieved, rearmed, deployed along one of the old infiltration routes and...well, let's just say that this is one mouse that won't be impeding the Forces of Freedom any time soon! Still crippled by the irresponsible build-down of our vital defenses by the previous premarital administration, we now sacrifice to make up the lost deterrent capabilities (research indicates that oxen have sufficed for this purpose times past), and if this involves a contraction of domestic liberties, well, that's just too damn bad!

militantly,