Well, one theory about that infamous local swagger is..
that it helps hide the effects on a one, of all that naked meat in the locker room + all that repressed {whatever} ?
So you'd natcherly ~ expect! -- a Visceral Law to follow, wouldntcha?
(Can hardly wait for the next Righteous Statute, doubtless under rubric,)
Intelligent Masturbatory Design / The Pro-Sperm-as-citizen Fondle-mental Act of Two Thousand and Sicks
:-\ufffd