Elucidating the Obvious is neither illuminating nor worthy of Brownie Points within a massively-jocular, expectation-free exercise in wordsmithing for amusement.

(And clearly .. no higher Porpoise is to be expected, given that This is one of an Aleph-null series of redundant, re-recapitulating (all to be forgotten within the attention span of a gnat) predecessors.)
Reread IWE History, man!

If a 'metaphysical Thoughtlet' ever landed on all five feet, here - the natives would first -

Shoot it (as with Klaatu - but he had at least, Gort for backup.)
Then question it.
Then greet it civilly.
Then say Hmmm, I Wonder if - - Nahhhh...

In That Order.

Yours, with heartfelt understanding of your predicament, real or feigned -

moi