Cackle.. Cackle.. urp
Damn, Mike - Creativity Award, Sententious Sonnets subdivision. :-) This is the highest category of Brevity Award !!
Your medal depicts a giant gas-bag center-stage. Knight on spirited charger enters screen right: with enlarged, glowing sewing needle for a lance. (When I can collect enough melted .com Logos to make a proper casting)
..Makes the Afghans appear quite logical and civilized - by comparison. Just.. they can't afford so many suits and Beemers (and puffery). So they can't be as smart as us'ns, now can they? Well.. after a generation or 2 of Triple-Bacon McD Greaseburgers: their IQs'll drop in line with our'n, I'd guess.
Ashton
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