Start your trip .. early! on Euphoria Airlines [brought to you by Rapture Associates]. Yes friends, for your safety, convenience and security - the best of that confiscated Sinsemilla is administered by our jack-booted but ever so friendly er 'camouflage suited' Happy Bunnies.
To further calm nerves and eliminate those bad vibes, we've brought back The Pullman Sleeper too! It's hard to think of blowing things up when.. you've got it up. No need to sneak into the johns in pairs any more - our accommodating stewards and stewardii can facilitate your every pleasure, especially in First Class.
Some things are pricelss but.. we've managed to put one on anyway - for all the rest there's cash.
The Foxes & Hunks of Euphoria Ltd
..a very closely-held privates Concern.
(never mind which way the wind blows, bunky)
PS - sorry to hear that Sri Lanka has bridged the gender gap. Twice. Lest this become a pattern, I think we'd best nuke all in that area, to prevent the spread of this hideous brain disease. If it infected women - there'd be no hope left.