OK, BeeP..by your own rulez, let me enter the debate, thus:
I'm an Intelligent person (individual opinions by some here notwithstanding, but that's not germane to this discussion, so let's continue...). And I Design for a living. So, with all the scientific weight and deductive reasoning that those who support this sort of thing, I propose that I'm the Intelligent Designer.
Prove me wrong,and you prove ID in general wrong.
But let's not keep the kiddies from hearing this "theory"; after all, it is Scientific...Our Fearful Leader has said so, so it must be True.
Feh...