throw every last one of the computers I own (all 7 of them) into the middle of Lake Michigan and never have to touch one of the infernal things that isn't embedded into an airplane panel again! :-D

Actually, yes and no. Yes I hope to never again have to even look at a computer after May 15, 2015 (that's the month my youngest will graduate from college). And no, not retire just do something far more useful and enjoyable with my work. The plans are to be a CFI (Certified Flight Instructor) for supplemental income. The spouse will be a Nurse Practitioner by then, we should have the house, cars, kids' college and the airplane paid for by then, so I might - *might* - be able to get away with my plan. Assuming, of course, the wife doesn't insist on buying another luxury UAV in the meantime. </shudder>