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Post #203,959
by Arkadiy
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4/19/05 6:12:09 PM
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New Here is the subject line
from an internal e-mail that annonced quarter results.

"Achieving Execution Excellence through the Total Customer Experience"

I kid you not. It's for real.

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179. I will not outsource core functions.
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Post #203,966
by imric
4/19/05 7:00:26 PM
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New Your company sells guillotines?
[link|http://www.runningworks.com|
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Imric's Tips for Living
  • Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
  • Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
  • Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.


Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
 
 
Post #203,996
by Arkadiy
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4/20/05 9:12:38 AM
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New Wow, what a great idea
I'll contact the product development directly.

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179. I will not outsource core functions.
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[link|http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/misc/overlord2.htm|.]
Post #204,016
by imric
4/20/05 9:46:09 AM
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New *grin*
[link|http://www.runningworks.com|
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Imric's Tips for Living
  • Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
  • Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
  • Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.


Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
 
 
Post #204,288
by tuberculosis
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4/21/05 1:50:28 PM
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New They'll be needed for the coming revolution
big market op


"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect"   --Mark Twain

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."   --Albert Einstein

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."   --George W. Bush
Post #204,309
by Arkadiy
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4/21/05 3:53:02 PM
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New Revolutionaries usually don't buy
They requisition.

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179. I will not outsource core functions.
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[link|http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/misc/overlord2.htm|.]
Post #204,175
by a6l6e6x
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4/20/05 9:25:00 PM
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New Gag me with a spoon!
Alex
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
Post #204,813
by lincoln
4/25/05 8:00:32 PM
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New Make that a whole place setting
lincoln
"Windows XP has so many holes in its security that any reasonable user will conclude it was designed by the same German officer who created the prison compound in "Hogan's Heroes." - Andy Ihnatko, Chicago Sun-Times
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     Here is the subject line - (Arkadiy) - (7) - April 19, 2005, 06:12:09 PM EDT
         Your company sells guillotines? -NT - (imric) - (4) - April 19, 2005, 07:00:26 PM EDT
             Wow, what a great idea - (Arkadiy) - (3) - April 20, 2005, 09:12:38 AM EDT
                 *grin* -NT - (imric) - April 20, 2005, 09:46:09 AM EDT
                 They'll be needed for the coming revolution - (tuberculosis) - (1) - April 21, 2005, 01:50:28 PM EDT
                     Revolutionaries usually don't buy - (Arkadiy) - April 21, 2005, 03:53:02 PM EDT
         Gag me with a spoon! -NT - (a6l6e6x) - (1) - April 20, 2005, 09:25:00 PM EDT
             Make that a whole place setting -NT - (lincoln) - April 25, 2005, 08:00:32 PM EDT

Such twisted irony.
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