who know) was writing the history of the deplorable exploits of Abu Niad as they had happened in Samarkand one hundred years ago, he was suddenly notified that the Grand Visier of the Emir of his City was a descendant of the said Abu Niad. Whereupon the Sage left 10 empty pages in his book, writing "Safety First" on each. And proceeded to describe the exploits of another illustrious warrior, whose ancestors lived a comfortable distance from his City.
(my (mangled) translation of a story from "The Adventures of Hodja Nasreddin" by Soloviev (and if you see references to the movie on the internet - skip it. The book is infinitely better, especially the second part. The movie is utter crap - what can you expect from 1934?))