Post #203,106
4/12/05 11:25:20 PM
4/13/05 12:13:04 AM
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Wow, nice requirements
While searching Monster, I found this: PROJECT MANAGER
JOB SUMMARY:
... blah blah blah ...
This positions requires a BS Degree in a related academic field
... blah blah blah ...
Main Responsibilities:
Define, manage and organize the project team into appropriate defined work groups. Will work closely to support and guide the entire team in their effort to achieve maximum productivity, meet deadlines, and produce deliverables within a target budget. And the job category is ... Customer Service and Call Center! Just what related academic field are you supposed to have majored in? And what the fuck difference would it make? Your job is to baby-sit phone support drones!Jeezus, it's no wonder people bring guns to work. ===
Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link|http://DocHope.com|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats].
[link|http://DocHope.com|http://DocHope.com]
Edited by drewk
April 13, 2005, 12:13:04 AM EDT
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Post #203,112
4/12/05 11:31:05 PM
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Sweet!
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey[link|http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134485&cid=11233230|"Microsoft Security" is an even better oxymoron than "Military Intelligence"] No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
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Post #203,151
4/13/05 7:05:39 AM
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I know which degree...
a foreign language?
[link|http://www.runningworks.com|
] Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #203,186
4/13/05 10:57:06 AM
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A BS in BS?
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179. I will not outsource core functions.
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[link|http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/misc/overlord2.htm|.]
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Post #203,200
4/13/05 1:28:10 PM
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No.
That's a requirement for CIO.
[image|/forums/images/warning.png|0|This is sarcasm...]
bcnu,
Mikem
Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
God Bless America.
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Post #203,205
4/13/05 1:41:09 PM
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Still NO.
That'd be: Ph.D. in BS, with Post-Graduate work in process
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey[link|http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134485&cid=11233230|"Microsoft Security" is an even better oxymoron than "Military Intelligence"] No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
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Post #203,224
4/13/05 2:42:20 PM
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:-D
bcnu,
Mikem
Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
God Bless America.
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Post #203,236
4/13/05 3:41:47 PM
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Everyone knows what
BS is...
Then there's More S,
and phinally it Piled Higher and Deeper.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #203,240
4/13/05 3:53:04 PM
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And if they don't
[link|http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0691122946/104-3252663-9054343?v=glance|This] can help.
(I got this as a birthday present. Thanks Mom.)
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"In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."
-- H. L. Mencken
Support our troops, Impeach Bush.
D. D. Richards
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Post #203,255
4/13/05 5:14:45 PM
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Mom trying to tell you something? :-)
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #206,038
5/5/05 5:58:38 AM
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Read a great review
-- with special permisssion from newspaper Pub to er Use the Word - with some tastefulness..
Hilarious review, misplaced or I'd have linked. Gotta get this one.
(Yer mom must have admirable Taste in matters of faithn'morals cha cha cha ;-)
moi
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