And I can't change it. Everything in the database is MyISAM; partly because that's the default. Besides, the server doesn't have InnoDB turned on, and the table requires a FullText index (which isn't supported on InnoDB).
I'm getting the impression that the loud and popular "free" database, MySQL, is still several years behind practically everyone else. Including the other "free" database, PostGres. I don't think The Powers That Be will be at all interested in changing the database. :-/
Wade.