And the first 5? 3? months those were generally available - probably frustrated 37.65 thefts, countrywide.

Our standards of immediately (and perpetually) opting for the Quick Fix (problem? Send in the Marines) guarantees we will vote for Mr. Mesmer every time. Got gangrene in that toe? This magic creme perfectly matches *your* flesh color. All fixed. Your job upsetting your stomach, bunky? (perpetually) - Get $Xanax\ufffd - we'll Show that stupid immune system Who's. Boss. ____for. a. while.

We'd be laughable. If there were no nukes. Or if there weren't thousands of new wannabe pre-adolescent martyrs whom we catalyze, now every fucking DAY for the next 3.8 YEARS.


Pshaw. write-off