1st nix admin : where did you get that neat motorcycle?
2nd nix admin: a beautiful woman stopped in front of me with it, stripped off all her clothes and said take what you want.
1st nix admin: good idea, the clothes wouldnt have fit.
conslutant: where was this?
the following day the conslutant has a new motorcycle and is dressed in drag with a HUGE smile on his face. :)