...to not sip latte.
...to never use an iMac.
...to not live in the suburbs anytime soon.
...to never discuss presidential elections. Ever.
...to never discuss "the economy". Of any country. Except maybe Mexico. Maybe. Doubtful.
...to never discuss political parties. Ever.
...to work tirelessly toward the eradication of proof-by-analogy.
...to never temperately argue down to a single, unified viewpoint. So shut up about the K5 post, already, Peter. It doesn't even have its facts straight anymore--the Google trackback example fiasco is no more. Instead, the #1 hit is a navel-gazing blog about the Google trackback example fiasco. ;)
Unless you had some other ob* in mind.