I'm a muslim terrorist and I demand to punished

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Post #192,133 by tuberculosis 1/28/05 5:27:20 PM Reply	I'm a muslim terrorist and I demand to punished like the rest of them. Punish me! I know my rights. Bring. It (her?). ON! "Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
Post #192,134 by ChrisR 1/28/05 5:32:58 PM Reply	So you'd be willing to give up the 72 virgins in heaven... ...for a couple of promiscuous ones in the here and now?
Post #192,168 by Andrew Grygus 1/28/05 10:30:45 PM Reply	Sounds like a good enough deal. What good are 72 virgins? If you do anything fun with them they aren't virgins any more, so to assure you have 72 virgins hanky-panky is without question forbidden (they probably cut off you dongle and dangelies at the pearly gates just to be sure). Better to take what you can get now. [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]
Post #192,175 by daemon 1/28/05 11:54:38 PM Reply	you ever met a virgin who was a good lay? I love her dearly, far beyond any creature I've ever known, and I can prove it, for never once in almost seventy years of married life have I taken her by the throat. Mind you, it's been a near thing once or twice. George Macdonald Frasier Clearwater highschool marching band [link\|http://www.chstornadoband.org/\|http://www.chstornadoband.org/]
Post #192,186 by inthane-chan 1/29/05 12:50:24 AM Reply	Yes.
Post #192,192 by tuberculosis 1/29/05 2:17:03 AM Reply	The first time? Or did she improve with practice? Here's to America the land of the push where a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush But if in that bush a fair maiden should stand a push in the bush is worth two in the hand "Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
Post #192,216 by inthane-chan 1/29/05 10:20:43 AM Reply	Yes and yes. :D
Post #192,193 by tuberculosis 1/29/05 2:17:31 AM Reply	The first time? Old poem Here's to America the land of the push where a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush But if in that bush a fair maiden should stand a push in the bush is worth two in the hand "Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
Post #192,210 by broomberg 1/29/05 8:15:52 AM Reply	No But they are fun to teach, want to try everything, and by the 3rd or 4th time they can be incredible.
Post #192,213 by daemon 1/29/05 9:15:39 AM Reply	send her over on the 4th time then :-) I love her dearly, far beyond any creature I've ever known, and I can prove it, for never once in almost seventy years of married life have I taken her by the throat. Mind you, it's been a near thing once or twice. George Macdonald Frasier Clearwater highschool marching band [link\|http://www.chstornadoband.org/\|http://www.chstornadoband.org/]

Using sex to get answers. - (mmoffitt) - (25) - Jan. 28, 2005, 03:09:39 PM EST

Getting it easy - (JayMehaffey) - (2) - Jan. 28, 2005, 03:29:08 PM EST

You left out the sign. -NT - (inthane-chan) - Jan. 28, 2005, 03:58:09 PM EST

hey you want to wear red wings ya gotta like bloody mary -NT - (daemon) - Jan. 28, 2005, 11:55:47 PM EST

I'm a muslim terrorist and I demand to punished - (tuberculosis) - (9) - Jan. 28, 2005, 05:27:20 PM EST

So you'd be willing to give up the 72 virgins in heaven... - (ChrisR) - (8) - Jan. 28, 2005, 05:32:58 PM EST

Sounds like a good enough deal. - (Andrew Grygus) - Jan. 28, 2005, 10:30:45 PM EST

you ever met a virgin who was a good lay? -NT - (daemon) - (6) - Jan. 28, 2005, 11:54:38 PM EST

Yes. -NT - (inthane-chan) - (3) - Jan. 29, 2005, 12:50:24 AM EST

The first time? - (tuberculosis) - (1) - Jan. 29, 2005, 02:17:03 AM EST

Yes and yes. :D -NT - (inthane-chan) - Jan. 29, 2005, 10:20:43 AM EST

The first time? - (tuberculosis) - Jan. 29, 2005, 02:17:31 AM EST

No - (broomberg) - (1) - Jan. 29, 2005, 08:15:52 AM EST

send her over on the 4th time then :-) -NT - (daemon) - Jan. 29, 2005, 09:15:39 AM EST

Murican troops need no special training in inducing guilt - (Ashton) - (11) - Jan. 28, 2005, 11:43:15 PM EST

As opposed to Hindu nations like Nepal? - (Another Scott) - (10) - Jan. 29, 2005, 09:43:12 AM EST

Okay..l don't understand your reference... - (Simon_Jester) - (8) - Jan. 30, 2005, 12:32:34 AM EST

good points - (daemon) - Jan. 30, 2005, 03:55:39 AM EST

I brought it up because... - (Another Scott) - (6) - Jan. 30, 2005, 09:48:47 AM EST

Ever heard of Benazir Bhutto? Powerful muslim women exist. -NT - (ben_tilly) - (5) - Jan. 30, 2005, 10:20:10 AM EST

Also the prophet's daughter kicked serious ass as well -NT - (daemon) - Jan. 30, 2005, 10:23:41 AM EST

Good counterpoint. But... - (Another Scott) - (3) - Jan. 30, 2005, 11:32:22 AM EST

family connections dont count here? Bush Kennedy -NT - (daemon) - (2) - Jan. 30, 2005, 10:52:47 AM EST

Of course they do. - (Another Scott) - (1) - Jan. 30, 2005, 11:13:23 AM EST

slavery is still legal in saudi, backward fsckers anyway -NT - (daemon) - Jan. 30, 2005, 11:22:28 AM EST

Re: As opposed to Hindu nations like Nepal? - (Ashton) - Jan. 30, 2005, 09:42:00 PM EST

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