I can make some pasta from scratch, make it way too long, and run it through the fine slicer. Make each plate a single noodle three feet long.
Or go with the artichoke and do chicken saltimbocca. Dredge the chicken in flour, cover with a slice of prosciutto and grill. Transfer to roaster with white wine/lemon sauce, capers and artichoke hearts. (Visit your local [link|http://www.bucadibeppo.com/loc_index.asp?FL=YS|Buca di Beppo].)