yeah, since people contradict each other, just pick one source and there will never be contradictions in your life again.

Hmmmm, but which source?

I know, lets go with a book based on an oral tradition and various ancient documents that's been translated at least once from various languages, some of which nobody speaks anymore, and describes occurrences which required the suspension of many natural laws that have been documented consistently by multiple independent investigators.

After all, some guy in a pointy hat in a big house Rome says its all true.

Yeah, that seems most reliable.