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Post #186,560
by Arkadiy
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12/9/04 10:16:33 AM
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New A stable job for a programmer at an ISP? Got to be kidding.
AOL had some delusions of grandeur at some point, but now it's nothing but hideously overpriced ISP with no way to make money in the long run.
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This guy's ahead of his time! He's using quantum programming methods: in universes where invalid data is passed to this function, it does not return. Thus you are ensured that you will only have valid data after calling it. Optimally you'd destroy the universe on failure, but computers haven't quite advanced to that level yet.

-- [link|http://thedailywtf.com/archive/2004/10/26/2920.aspx|The] Daily WTF
Post #186,564
by mmoffitt
12/9/04 10:40:46 AM
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New Heh. Is there a vertical providing stability?
bcnu,
Mikem

Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
(Just trying to be accepted in the New America)
     AOL cuts 4% of jobs - 750 of em - (tuberculosis) - (5) - Aug. 21, 2007, 06:35:52 AM EDT
         Yes... just fine. - (folkert) - Dec. 8, 2004, 10:49:43 PM EST
         Gah -NT - (ben_tilly) - Dec. 8, 2004, 11:24:34 PM EST
         I heard about this - (ben_tilly) - (2) - Dec. 8, 2004, 11:24:14 PM EST
             A stable job for a programmer at an ISP? Got to be kidding. - (Arkadiy) - (1) - Dec. 9, 2004, 10:16:33 AM EST
                 Heh. Is there a vertical providing stability? -NT - (mmoffitt) - Dec. 9, 2004, 10:40:46 AM EST

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