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New So what do you call...
...the guy who is Systm Architect, IT Manager, and MIS director all at once, with no CTO (but I do have a PFY)? I'm fishing around for a new title.
New Dunno
The more complex your title is, the rinkier dink the organization that you work for looks.

I'd stick with something like Systems/MIS Director, which encompasses both the hardware and software sides, has a hint of business, and says that you have both reports and budget.
New We're shying away from 'director' in the title
...due to company history--the last "Director" (of anything) didn't turn out so well.

I'm currently "MIS" and am tired of it ;) I like "Architect", but as we do mostly construction of homes that could get confusing.
New Yup, architect bad for you
Systems/MIS Manager

but Director is much better when you are getting vendor's attention.
New "The Dude"
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New his real name is "Lebowski"?
lincoln
"Windows XP has so many holes in its security that any reasonable user will conclude it was designed by the same German officer who created the prison compound in "Hogan's Heroes." - Andy Ihnatko, Chicago Sun-Times
[link|mailto:bconnors@ev1.net|contact me]
New VP typewriter mechanic
if you have phones as well Communications Director or IT Director
regards,
daemon
that way too many Iraqis conceived of free society as little more than a mosh pit with grenades. ANDISHEH NOURAEE
clearwater highschool marching band [link|http://www.chstornadoband.org/|http://www.chstornadoband.org/]
New Director of IT
FWIW I've been interviewing a lot of current CTO's lately that want to be project managers or tech leads here.



"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."     --Albert Einstein

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."     --George W. Bush
Expand Edited by tuberculosis Aug. 21, 2007, 06:03:19 AM EDT
New Hey, do you need any salespeople?
My brother-in-law is looking. His last gig was [link|http://www.birdstep.com|http://www.birdstep.com] IIRC, and I know before that he sold accelerometers. They live in Bellevue. Smart and honest guy.
New Sorry, no - we do all our selling on the website.
Only techies as far as I can see.

Of course, I could have a limited view - check the web site as openings are listed there.



"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."     --Albert Einstein

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."     --George W. Bush
Expand Edited by tuberculosis Aug. 21, 2007, 06:05:35 AM EDT
New Chief Geek.
Alex

In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in folly. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge, poet (1772-1834)
New Systems Guv'nah
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[link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg],
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey
No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
Here is an example: [link|http://www.greymagic.com/security/advisories/gm001-ie/|Executing arbitrary commands without Active Scripting or ActiveX when using Windows]
Expand Edited by folkert Nov. 28, 2004, 05:24:41 PM EST
New ROFL -- that was quick :)
New yeah... just happened to click and see.
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[link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg],
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey
No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
Here is an example: [link|http://www.greymagic.com/security/advisories/gm001-ie/|Executing arbitrary commands without Active Scripting or ActiveX when using Windows]
New Kingpin of IT
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[link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg],
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey
No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
Here is an example: [link|http://www.greymagic.com/security/advisories/gm001-ie/|Executing arbitrary commands without Active Scripting or ActiveX when using Windows]
New Backseat Driver?
--
[link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg],
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey
No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
Here is an example: [link|http://www.greymagic.com/security/advisories/gm001-ie/|Executing arbitrary commands without Active Scripting or ActiveX when using Windows]
New Everywhere except the business cards ;)
New IT Prolocutor
--
[link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg],
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey
No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
Here is an example: [link|http://www.greymagic.com/security/advisories/gm001-ie/|Executing arbitrary commands without Active Scripting or ActiveX when using Windows]
New Ring Leader
--
[link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg],
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey
No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
Here is an example: [link|http://www.greymagic.com/security/advisories/gm001-ie/|Executing arbitrary commands without Active Scripting or ActiveX when using Windows]
New The Don of IT?
--
[link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg],
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey
No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
Here is an example: [link|http://www.greymagic.com/security/advisories/gm001-ie/|Executing arbitrary commands without Active Scripting or ActiveX when using Windows]
New The Godfather?
--
[link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg],
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey
No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
Here is an example: [link|http://www.greymagic.com/security/advisories/gm001-ie/|Executing arbitrary commands without Active Scripting or ActiveX when using Windows]
New Minister of Progress
--
Steve
New HA! GOOD ONE!
--
[link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg],
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey
No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
Here is an example: [link|http://www.greymagic.com/security/advisories/gm001-ie/|Executing arbitrary commands without Active Scripting or ActiveX when using Windows]
New Orwellian: Miniprog. Love it!
New TechLord
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How do you convince a Washington Journalist that you're not slapping him in the face?

Tell him you're not.
New IT Honcho.
Seriously, Director or Head sounds more professional, but if you've got reasons for nixing Director then I'm not sure what would be better.

Not Evangelist, please. ;-)

Cheers,
Scott.
New Why *not* CTO?
Oh right. You're not invited into the boardroom for the important meetings, unless they need someone to set up the projector.</assumption>
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Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link|http://DocHope.com|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats].
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New (But seriously folks) Two reasons:
1. We only have two C's: CEO and CSO (don't ask), and don't want any more. They're both founders of our little nonprofit. Under those two are 5 team leaders.

2. I'm not a fan of the T. I'm a designer first; techie is a distant 137th. If it has a T in it, I try and hand it off to my PFY. If it's something geekily cool that has no business value, it's more likely to be picked up by our "early adopter" CEO. If any C, I'd be an I--I'm perfectly happy recommending pencil and paper as a "best solution" to an information problem.
New Oh come on now
We only have two C's: CEO and CSO (don't ask)
You're kidding, right?

I was actually going to suggest CI/TO until I saw you had already mentioned "no CTO". So CIO sounds best. Unfortunately the only generally recognized titles that work have Chief or Director in them, and you're excluding both terms.

It sounds like your org is small enough that titles don't really matter: Everyone probably knows everyone else and what they really do. So in your case the title is for external consumption. I'd suggest picking the one (Director of IS or CIO) the existing chiefs are willing to live with and getting on with life.
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Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link|http://DocHope.com|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats].
[link|http://DocHope.com|http://DocHope.com]
New Doesn't "Officer" imply legal liability?
New Yes, it does
New Well, depending on your liability...
...I would suggest steering clear of CTO or CIO, as it usually implies that you are an officer of the company (or foundation).

Of course, if you are an officer, then I'd suggest making that clear in your title.
New You've arrived at the fun part
Right; we're small enough I can have whatever title I want. So think FUN titles. :)
New Oh, well in that case ... HCIC
Head Cracker In Charge. Modified from the title an urban school principal gave himself: HNIC.
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Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link|http://DocHope.com|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats].
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New Chief IT pronounce IT or IT
that way too many Iraqis conceived of free society as little more than a mosh pit with grenades. ANDISHEH NOURAEE
clearwater highschool marching band [link|http://www.chstornadoband.org/|http://www.chstornadoband.org/]
New /me wonders how YOU'd pronounce that sentence.
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New chief it pronounced eye tee or it
that way too many Iraqis conceived of free society as little more than a mosh pit with grenades. ANDISHEH NOURAEE
clearwater highschool marching band [link|http://www.chstornadoband.org/|http://www.chstornadoband.org/]
New "Alpha Geek"
     So what do you call... - (FuManChu) - (37)
         Dunno - (broomberg) - (2)
             We're shying away from 'director' in the title - (FuManChu) - (1)
                 Yup, architect bad for you - (broomberg)
         "The Dude" -NT - (admin) - (1)
             his real name is "Lebowski"? -NT - (lincoln)
         VP typewriter mechanic - (daemon)
         Director of IT - (tuberculosis) - (2)
             Hey, do you need any salespeople? - (FuManChu) - (1)
                 Sorry, no - we do all our selling on the website. - (tuberculosis)
         Chief Geek. -NT - (a6l6e6x)
         Systems Guv'nah -NT - (folkert) - (2)
             ROFL -- that was quick :) -NT - (FuManChu) - (1)
                 yeah... just happened to click and see. -NT - (folkert)
         Kingpin of IT -NT - (folkert)
         Backseat Driver? -NT - (folkert) - (1)
             Everywhere except the business cards ;) -NT - (FuManChu)
         IT Prolocutor -NT - (folkert)
         Ring Leader -NT - (folkert)
         The Don of IT? -NT - (folkert)
         The Godfather? -NT - (folkert)
         Minister of Progress -NT - (Steve Lowe) - (2)
             HA! GOOD ONE! -NT - (folkert)
             Orwellian: Miniprog. Love it! -NT - (FuManChu)
         TechLord -NT - (Silverlock)
         IT Honcho. - (Another Scott)
         Why *not* CTO? - (drewk) - (10)
             (But seriously folks) Two reasons: - (FuManChu) - (9)
                 Oh come on now - (drewk) - (5)
                     Doesn't "Officer" imply legal liability? -NT - (ChrisR) - (2)
                         Yes, it does -NT - (FuManChu) - (1)
                             Well, depending on your liability... - (ChrisR)
                     You've arrived at the fun part - (FuManChu) - (1)
                         Oh, well in that case ... HCIC - (drewk)
                 Chief IT pronounce IT or IT -NT - (daemon) - (2)
                     /me wonders how YOU'd pronounce that sentence. -NT - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                         chief it pronounced eye tee or it -NT - (daemon)
         "Alpha Geek" -NT - (inthane-chan)

Priorities, people. Jeez.
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