. . you might want to pick up the MRExcellence Cookbook still appearing on eBay now and then. It says it will help you incorporate those delicious MREs (Meals Ready to Eat) into your family's daily meals.
Yummmmmmm!!
Actually, the book does have a practical (if you can call it that) purpose. Survivalists have large stocks of MREs. MREs have expiration dates. Survivalists must eat all those expensive MREs by expiration or toss 'em (or eat 'em and toss 'em? Don't know, I've never eaten and MRE so how bad are they?).
The moral of this story is to avoid being a member of a family headed by a survivalist.