At the airport the other day this student pilot got mad enough to almost hit me. He was prattling on about "Hey, they had pictures of an airplane fuselage in Iraq that Al Qaeda used in preparation for their attacks on 9/11. It was even on MSNBC. There were a lot of reasons we went into Iraq."
I couldn't contain myself. I said, "You know, with judgement like that I'd really appreciate it if you'd let me know every single time you're going to fly solo because I sure as hell don't want to be in the air at the same time you are."