Pissing Contest - final sweepstakes:


Q. So what kinda machine have you got?
A. AS-400.

Q. Wow *Kewl* - how come?
A. Tired of the toys.

Q. So, what can ya do with it?
A. Well - launch 40 instances of Linux OSs.

Q. Why for?
A. You know how confusing all those distros are, some put all their stuff in /dev/mystuff and others - you know..

Q. So.. what's that got to do with it?
A. I just run all of them, copy /mystuff to all. Then if I forget where RPM puts things, I can just go to Debian or whatever I remembered last.

Q. Kewl - how about Windoze
A. I don't do Windoze, it's too much of a chore..

Q. Well, whattaya use for a Screen Saver ??
A. I rewrote Steve Gibson's Chromazone in OS-400.

Oh.





OK - I'm going..