This site had me ROFLMAO. My wife almost had me committed to Looney Lanes Institutes. I could just hear a kid saying, "Mom, should I go as a rubix cube or Tattoo?" Might as well hang a sign from your neck saying, "Ima dweeb who won't have a date until I am 27."
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