Geniuses in military want microwave weapons

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Post #177,809 by deSitter 10/5/04 4:11:11 AM Reply	Geniuses in military want microwave weapons Your tax dollars at work: [link\|http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041005/ap_on_sc/microwave_weapons_1\|http://news.yahoo.co...crowave_weapons_1] The sheer idiocy of this hardly needs to be mentioned. But I suppose under some circumstances it might work. Let's say a lot of enemy troops are enjoying the latest J-Lo flick - we hit them with a surprise microwave attack, popping all their popcorn, screwing up their wireless Internet and cellphones - this would be devastating to their morale as well as their butter sticks. If this doesn't work, we ratchet up the dial and turn them into Hot Pockets. -drl
Post #177,828 by ben_tilly 10/5/04 11:23:40 AM Reply	What a half-baked idea! About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
Post #177,830 by jbrabeck 10/5/04 11:25:05 AM Reply	Gives new meaning to "nuke 'em" A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
Post #177,831 by folkert 10/5/04 11:30:03 AM Reply	New Air Force Slogan: No Green Meat! -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link\|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp\|source] Here is an example: [link\|http://www.greymagic.com/security/advisories/gm001-ie/\|Executing arbitrary commands without Active Scripting or ActiveX when using Windows]
Post #177,839 by deSitter 10/5/04 11:57:40 AM Reply	Insurgents - they plump when you cook'em! -drl
Post #177,845 by drewk 10/5/04 12:09:47 PM Reply	Won't be able to call new guys 'a little green' any more === Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #177,854 by bepatient 10/5/04 2:12:50 PM Reply	There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight. If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. _{Fudd's First Law of Opposition} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #177,960 by Meerkat 10/6/04 6:01:42 AM Reply	At least we'll know when they're dead: ding! Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
Post #177,970 by deSitter 10/6/04 8:34:29 AM Reply	rofl! -drl

Geniuses in military want microwave weapons - (deSitter) - (8) - Oct. 5, 2004, 04:11:11 AM EDT

What a half-baked idea! -NT - (ben_tilly) - Oct. 5, 2004, 11:23:40 AM EDT

Gives new meaning to "nuke 'em" -NT - (jbrabeck) - Oct. 5, 2004, 11:25:05 AM EDT

New Air Force Slogan: No Green Meat! -NT - (folkert) - (2) - Oct. 5, 2004, 11:30:03 AM EDT

Insurgents - they plump when you cook'em! -NT - (deSitter) - Oct. 5, 2004, 11:57:40 AM EDT

Won't be able to call new guys 'a little green' any more -NT - (drewk) - Oct. 5, 2004, 12:09:47 PM EDT

There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight. -NT - (bepatient) - Oct. 5, 2004, 02:12:50 PM EDT

At least we'll know when they're dead: *ding!* -NT - (Meerkat) - (1) - Oct. 6, 2004, 06:01:42 AM EDT

rofl! -NT - (deSitter) - Oct. 6, 2004, 08:34:29 AM EDT

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