It didn't take *that* long. :-)
I gave up before I found 100% evil.
The [link|http://www.csd.uwo.ca/staff/magi/personal/humour/General_Audience/The%20Turbo%20Encabulator.html|Turbo Encabulator] is only 30% evil, though some paragraphs rate higher.
Cheers,
Scott.