Post #177,496
10/2/04 4:56:46 PM
10/2/04 5:12:14 PM
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Must. Do. Worser.
Surreptitious semblances scamper surrealistically, strewing scabrous solecisms, simpering sophistry - striving sententiously - still, scintillating serendipity seems South. Zymotic, yellowish xeroxed vellums unsatisfactorily trumpet simple rationales: querulous ponderings of nebulous musings. Let knaves justly invoke hoary genuflection, for early doth craven biliousness atrophy.
Gets a 58% Evulluation
-whereas-
Ashton'd best cease derision; egregious fumblings garner hatred in judgemental klans. Lest matters natter on (precipitating quagmires), raconteur Scott transliterates umpteen verbs. Wordwright Xanadu, your zIWETHEY. Accordingly, blithely calling due eclectic, freewheeling games heedlessly invites jabber. Kenning LRPD meanings necessitates occasional, personal, quiet ruminations. Such thoughts unleash virtually wanton xenophilic yearnings: Zen Achieved.
..a mere 53% ::
I Are Evuller Than The Admincerator
Edited by Ashton
Oct. 2, 2004, 05:12:14 PM EDT
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Post #177,498
10/2/04 6:26:04 PM
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Evil is Good! Evil is Bad!
"Ashton often denounces evil alliteratively." = 1% evil.
"Owl is on the lookout for rodents." = 1% evil.
"Marlowe is a hit-and-pun poster." = 1% evil.
"BenT is a straight-arrow Perl in the shell." = 1% evil.
"Box is hiding from his literary agent." = 1% evil.
"iwethey" = 1% evil.
"What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?" = 1% evil.
"High fructose corn syrup" = 1% evil.
"Thermonuclear war" = 1% evil.
"Wal-Mart" = 1% evil.
"Starbucks" = 1% evil.
"The SCO Group" = 1% evil.
"President George Walker Bush" = 1% evil.
"Senator John Forbes Kerry" = 1% evil.
"President John Forbes Kerry" = 1% evil.
"Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry" = 1% evil.
"Porsche Cayenne" = 1% evil.
"North Korean Dear Leader Kim Jung Il" = 1% evil.
"Meerkat will be chowing down on Oakland Chops." = 14% evil.
"Ashton Martin Vanquish" = 16% evil.
"The Kingdom of Loathing" = 20% evil.
"Prime Minister John Howard" = 25% evil.
"Michael Merlin Paris France." = 33% evil.
"PATRIOT Act" = 33% evil.
"Another Scott often equivocates." = 43% evil.
"McDonalds" = 43% evil.
"Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld" = 44% evil.
"The National Rifle Association" = 49% evil.
"Infoworld" = 50% evil.
"The World Bank" = 50% evil.
"RIAA" = 50% evil.
"DMCA" = 50% evil.
"MacOS X" = 50% evil.
"Senator Barry Goldwater" = 50% evil.
"Dan Rather" = 50% evil.
"The Republican National Committee" = 50% evil.
"The Libertarian Party" = 50% evil.
"Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger" = 50% evil.
"Trader Joe's" = 66% evil.
"Volkswagen Jetta TDI Wagon" = 66% evil.
"Russian President Vladimir Putin" = 75% evil.
"Debian GNU/Linu" = 79% evil.
"Teddy bears" = 80% evil.
"Lincoln is hoping to avoid his American Cousin." = 96% evil.
"Prime Minister Tony Blair" = 98% evil.
"A6l6e6x is salivating at the thougth of his new motorhome." = 99% evil.
"Static has a clear signal on his future." = 99% evil.
"DrewK is wondering whether he'll survive a visit from the Mighty Greg." = 99% evil.
"Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton" = 99% evil.
"'TV Peronality' Paris Hilton" = 99% evil.
"The Democratic National Committee" = 99% evil.
"The Green Party" = 99% evil.
"The Constitution Party" = 99% evil.
"Magical Trevor" = 99% evil.
"Microsoft Windows XP" = 99% evil.
There's a hidden pattern in there somewhere... :-D
Cheers,
Scott.
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Post #177,499
10/2/04 8:30:41 PM
10/2/04 8:31:56 PM
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Not that that wasn't funny and all, but ...
DOOD!Get a life. It's Saturday. Put down the keyboard and back away slowly.
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Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Edited by drewk
Oct. 2, 2004, 08:31:35 PM EDT
Edited by drewk
Oct. 2, 2004, 08:31:56 PM EDT
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Post #177,502
10/2/04 9:12:03 PM
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It didn't take *that* long. :-)
I gave up before I found 100% evil.
The [link|http://www.csd.uwo.ca/staff/magi/personal/humour/General_Audience/The%20Turbo%20Encabulator.html|Turbo Encabulator] is only 30% evil, though some paragraphs rate higher.
Cheers,
Scott.
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Post #177,504
10/2/04 9:21:01 PM
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100% evil
trevor using doze
regards
daemon
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Post #177,510
10/2/04 10:30:55 PM
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Putin staying in Paris Hilton
175% evil. 75 percent overfulfilment of The Plan.
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... a reference to Presidente Arbusto.
-- [link|http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/001417.html|Geoffrey K. Pullum]
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Post #177,806
10/5/04 2:28:57 AM
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Hey - I like that.
Static has a clear signal on his future. Wade.
Is it enough to love
Is it enough to breathe
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
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Is it enough to die
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be Anything but Ordinary
Please
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Post #177,820
10/5/04 8:53:05 AM
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99%? At least I'm not pure evil! :)
Alex
"If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words." -- Philip K. Dick, US science fiction writer
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Post #177,823
10/5/04 9:41:50 AM
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Hope is evil!
Hope is 99% evil. So abandon all hope you sinners! :) evidently the scale doesn't go to 100%, cause I didn't see any positive score markings.
Love is 50% evil, but we already knew that. :)
But at least we always have good old-fashion Humor - 99% good
~~~)-Steven----
"I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country..."
General George S. Patton
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Post #177,834
10/5/04 11:46:59 AM
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Hope is 99% evil because . . .
. . it leads to disappointment 99% of the time.
[link|http://www.aaxnet.com|AAx]
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Post #177,893
10/5/04 5:21:02 PM
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..blessed are those who expect nothing, for __ __ __
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