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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe, is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Never mind that it is also cute; would you teach your autistic Billy-like child about ____ (anything potentially damaging to actually sentient life forms, if one is Power-drunk)
(Maybe they're waiting til we grow out of an affinity for Corporate Religions with Nasty Guys who enjoy crushing Universes - if a member doesn't genuflect properly.)
Now as to 'Where' - it's all inside, 'where'-less within the jelloware. Nothing exists which isn't a concept: we are blind to concept-free Space. Supposing we're just a test prototype; what not-to-do in the beta?
Red Herring, methinks.