...you're much too funny.
But yeah, I certainly DON'T feel obliged to talk to just any anonymous troll.
So if you want more replies from me (and this might go for more of us too), tell us just *who* the heck you are, in stead of just who you aren't.[*]
And if you *don't* want any more replies... then what the fuck are you doing here?!?
[*]: So far, I'm pretty sure you don't live in a trailer park, don't have a cat, and don't have the measurements 44-22-36... And I'd guess, from your writing style, that you aren't a gal at all, but a guy. But those are all negatives, not positives.
P.S: Thanks to Ben's link, something occurs to me: Think maybe this is our old buddy "Parallax Rebel"?