monetary concerns

Ashton, there is notion wherein one focused on economic greed isn't focused on nuking his/her neighbors, s/he's interested in making a buck off of them. I fully agree that this is what animates Western economic society. It has a certain purity not found in any religion. The greed that causes one to kill one's neighbor and take his/her belongings is bad greed. But greed in itself, its essence is not bad, it is free enterprise. Presumably there are enough morals out there to keep it in bounds.

But, we are fighting the wrong fight, my people (conservatives/liberatarians). Up until now we figured NOW was a bunch of bra-burning bitches who wanted nothing more than total domination. We lost that fight long ago, about the time we figured how to get those damn clasps undone with one hand.

I feel it is our Patriotic Duty to give NOW the global voice it has always wanted. Which group of Short Penised Islamic Freaks do you think are scared witless of a bunch of bra-burning, veil burning, Islamic women who just might be pissed off over years of subjugation? I suddenly have warm fuzzies for NOW and I think we owe it to the Islamic countries to give them a voice...a goddamn LOUD voice...a NOW Voice of America.

Once we hit those slime sucking bastards with a weapon of these devious proportions, no one will dare fuck with us again lest the weapon be turned upon their infidel, male dominated selves.

Waddya think?

One must recall however that.. the bra-burning occurred during an infantile, nay nascent period of Questioning Authority -- before it was recognized by females generally, that -- joining the Rebels on the barricades meant:

Drop drawers on command, do the cooking, washing, mailing - and always.. look up (from below) with rampant adoration: then.. Us Guys\ufffd might.. let you play too.

So the only flaw might be: that a couple of Their Females too, might just er review the Murican '60s-'70s and decide to skip the nascent stage and go directly to [your current Male-approved Version 1.b.1.02]. But this elides the initial step of: ingratiation at any cost. An essential step for the strategy to work.

Besides, infantile Infidels untutored in proper penis practice, 'cept in their dreams: faced with adult females unencumbered by the Taleban-process [they have plenty there already, given the films from the UK lass who interviewed a few] ...

just might find it less threatening.. to apply for a loaded body-suit and, let Allah provide the concupiscent ones who won't laugh at their ineptness (being Dead and all) [??]

Send back to committee for more strategic work, please. I'll pass it on to Anna deVere Smith and maybe Camille Paglia - for any bug-fixing I miss.

Ashton Revolutions Ltd.
Send us your tired, your pissed-on and some money.
We'll send back a SAP plan for social reconstruction.

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There *are* a few other ways to do things which do not rely upon endless and accelerating consumption - as both means and end. But the initial overhead is steep: kill all the lawyers, along with the priests. (that's free, Will S gave it away ~ 1600). Our blueprints are a bit dear however, as is the reward.

Ashton, CRO
Chief Revolutionary Officer

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