Exactly - the original Christians ruined the entire thing right off he bat with the resurrection fantasy.

Of course I think this is a general feature of religion, rather than a reductio ad absurdum - the features of one religion are deficient in precisely the way that will provide the model for the new one. Religious thought is bound to "decentralize" and become human-focused instead of Skygod-focused, and God will evolve into a more subtle concept to meet the needs of the new viewpoint.