Re: Hate to admit it, but I had the very same thought. :)
Without providing particulars I can vouch for young Caesar, both as to identity (not Norm) and character (also not Norm), who is barely out of his teens, and the shortcomings of whose English are largely the consequence of his having used the language for only the past few years (an excuse unclaimable by Norm). When he asked me for Linux tips I told him that there were not ten thousand people in California less qualified than I to hold forth on the subject, but that the doughty digiterati of iwethey could probably be counted upon to give him a gracious hearing.
cordially,
