Naw.
Diet mountain dew is hardly a proscribed substance.
There are certain other fluids, which when being blown out of a nose, would definitely cause a TMI violation of near-epic proportions.
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.