My mother is a germ phobe. She gave
this to my brother. My brother was visiting
with his family Disney World, with my
mother, who lives very close to DW.

She pulled out the saniwipes one time too many.
My brother, the germ phobe, SNAPPED!

He made a big production about wiping
his fingers all over the garbage can, and then
licking them. hehehehe.

The last time I visited her with my family,
I gave her a lengthy explanation why I don't
believe in washing my hands, because it'll
strip my body of needed immune system primers.

I was lying, of course, but it was fun.