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New Well, I certainly can't blame a guy . .
. . for wanting to get out of IT, or for actually doing it - but that's no real reason for leaving IWeThey. I suspect half the people here today won't be in IT 10 years from now - whether voluntarily or no.

Fortunately, most IT folks know they would make very poor insurance salesmen, so I'm not expecting any calls.
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New That or...
word has gotten around among insurance salesmen about the guy that you'll refer them to next. ;-)

Cheers,
Ben
To deny the indirect purchaser, who in this case is the ultimate purchaser, the right to seek relief from unlawful conduct, would essentially remove the word consumer from the Consumer Protection Act
- [link|http://www.techworld.com/opsys/news/index.cfm?NewsID=1246&Page=1&pagePos=20|Nebraska Supreme Court]
New No - I'm black listed.
Last guy I referred an Insurance salesman to was Ray Carol. His resume:
  • Minor scars from having the landing craft he was driving blown out from under him by Japanese artillery.

  • More minor scars caused by the rifle he grabbed from a dead guy on the beach - it proved defective and exploded. He discarded it for another.

  • Bullet hole in left sholder from trying to lift a case of sake from a Japanese supply depot while the war was still going.

  • Bayonet wound in other sholder from trying to do the same a couple of weeks later.

  • Cut nearly in half by a Jpanese machine gunner. Guts patched up with guinae pig gut (that doesn't show, but that his entire midsection is scar tissue does). His response to questions, "Oh, that, I was shot". Discharged from Navy.

  • Scar up one leg from snaging on sharp sheet metal while taking a flying leap out of the wing of a B52 he was inspecting the fuel tanks of. He thought the plane was exploding but it was just the explosive charges that set off the fire extinguishers - they went off when he wiggled a defective wire. Better to jump now and analyze later.

  • Scar up left temple from a 3" hex nut from a missile silo that blew up killing everyone standing around him.

  • Semicircular scars on his forhead from being hit with a pair of professional bongos by the girlfriend of a musician he was beating up in a barroom brawl.

  • Interesting scar pattern on top of his bald head from being hit over the head with a bottle of champaign at a party. He responded by throwing the guy out through a window. The cop said, "I see it broke because you're not dead".

  • More scars on his head (I had to photograph that injury soon after it happened) from being hit by a stolen truck driven by a guy wanted in 6 states (he was knocked down and one tire hit his head as the guy drove away).

  • More that I've forgotten.
Insurance guy's statement, "Ray Carol will live forever - but I'm not insuring him".
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     Umm.. Todd? - (Ashton) - (6)
         /me also wonders -- come back, thou master of pithy sigs -NT - (FuManChu)
         He left an amazingly short goodbye, didn't he? - (Another Scott) - (4)
             ping him here - (boxley)
             Well, I certainly can't blame a guy . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (2)
                 That or... - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                     No - I'm black listed. - (Andrew Grygus)

Laugh it up, fuzzball.
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