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New Tennis is back!
Russia has a real-deal young star, who not only looks great but plays great, and the US has the Amazonic Serena Williams - they meet in the Wimbledon finals!

[link|http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-070104wimbledon_wr,1,435751.story?coll=la-home-headlines|http://www.latimes.c...la-home-headlines]

Maria Sharapova is the best thing since Chris Evert on the court. FINALLY a tennis player with some pizzazz! (Although I'm a big fan of the Williams sisters, they're a little short in the diplomacy department..)
-drl
New You mean, Women's tennis is back.
New There's still a men's tennis?
Hadn't paid any attention since early Sampras. I couldn't take Agassi.

Like golf, all the personalities were suddenly gone.
-drl
New Men's Professional Tennis hasn't been worth a crap since ...
Rod Laver
Roscoe Tanner
Arthur Ashe



bcnu,
Mikem

If you can read this, you are not the President.
New McEnroe was fun
-drl
New If you like "spoiled brats".
bcnu,
Mikem

If you can read this, you are not the President.
New So I'm out shopping with my wife the other day...
...and I go to the men's room. Gotta tinkle, so I walk over to the urinal...

And there are little television screens (5"? I don't know) over every urinal.

Showing women's tennis.

While I'm shaking hands with Captain Winky, the One Eye Wonder God.

I know teh funnay is around here somewhere, I just can't find it...
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
New !
What kind of planet is this, with TV-assisted weasel-draining?
-drl
New GACK.
Can you imagine a 16 year old watching a tennis match with the camera behind Anna when she bends over? </shudder>
bcnu,
Mikem

If you can read this, you are not the President.
     Tennis is back! - (deSitter) - (8)
         You mean, Women's tennis is back. -NT - (Another Scott) - (4)
             There's still a men's tennis? - (deSitter) - (3)
                 Men's Professional Tennis hasn't been worth a crap since ... - (mmoffitt) - (2)
                     McEnroe was fun -NT - (deSitter) - (1)
                         If you like "spoiled brats". -NT - (mmoffitt)
         So I'm out shopping with my wife the other day... - (inthane-chan) - (2)
             ! - (deSitter) - (1)
                 GACK. - (mmoffitt)

Here lies my beloved Zoë, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross…
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