Yet Another Online Personality Assessment

Post #16,155 by drewk 11/2/01 2:55:28 AM Reply	Yet Another Online Personality Assessment This one from [link\|http://www.brainbench.com/links/personality.jsp\|Brainbench]. My results: 2 Introverted -- Extraverted 5 Candid -- Considerate 1 Impulsive -- Cautious 6 Excitable -- Relaxed 5 Practical -- Imaginative 10 Concrete -- Abstract And of course, as with all of these, most of the questions could best be answered, "It depends." But that wasn't one of the choices. We have to fight the terrorists as if there were no rules and preserve our open society as if there were no terrorists. -- [link\|http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/05/opinion/BIO-FRIEDMAN.html\|Thomas Friedman]
Post #16,177 by Andrew Grygus 11/2/01 10:35:02 AM Reply	Well, I took this before coffee . . . . but I think the 1 and 10 ratings are are exaggerated. My results: 6 - Introverted -> Extraverted 7 - Candid -> Considerate 1 - Impulsive -> Cautious 7 - Excitable -> Relaxed 5 - Practical -> Imaginative 10 - Concrete -> Abstract [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]
Post #16,185 by tseliot 11/2/01 11:27:06 AM Reply	Let's see how many Abstract 10's we can get. 4 Introverted -- Extraverted 2 Candid -- Considerate 1 Impulsive -- Cautious 7 Excitable -- Relaxed 4 Practical -- Imaginative 10 Concrete -- Abstract One funny one: 41. Enjoy hearing new ideas. I just don't hear them very often...so I quickly tire of "new ideas" which aren't really. --------------------------------- A stupid despot may constrain his slaves with iron chains; but a true politician binds them even more strongly by the chain of their own ideas;...despair and time eat away the bonds of iron and steel, but they are powerless against the habitual union of ideas, they can only tighten it still more; and on the soft fibres of the brain is founded the unshakable base of the soundest of Empires." Jacques Servan, 1767
Post #16,186 by Simon_Jester 11/2/01 11:32:58 AM Reply	Oh well, abstract of 8.... 2 Introverted -- Extraverted 3 Candid -- Considerate 1 Impulsive -- Cautious 2 Excitable -- Relaxed 3 Practical -- Imaginative 8 Concrete -- Abstract Must've missed a question somewhere. Damn.
Post #16,190 by cwbrenn 11/2/01 11:54:28 AM Reply	I had some issues with this test. :) 2 Introverted-Extraverted 7 Candid-Considerate 1 Impulsive-cautious 1 Excitable-Relaxed 5 Practical-Imaginative 4 Concrete-Abstract I dunno about the Concrete-Abstract... I know I'm not Albert Einstein, but: "you often prefer dealing with people or things rather than ideas." That is so insanely untrue. I've never seen a personality test I've agreed with. Oh well. "We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?" - Edward Young
Post #16,194 by bepatient 11/2/01 12:23:08 PM Reply	Re: Yet Another Online Personality Assessment My results: 9 Introverted -- Extraverted 10 Candid -- Considerate 1 Impulsive -- Cautious 7 Excitable -- Relaxed 6 Practical -- Imaginative 10 Concrete -- Abstract Your Social Boldness: Introverted VS Extraverted You are quite extraverted. Wow! That one word truly describes your personality! Your friendly and gregarious nature draws people to you. People love to be around you. And who wouldn't? You are the life of the party, or for that matter, in any setting in which you are the center of attention. You are usually the one who will engage or initiate a group in fun-filled conversation. You tend to enjoy public speaking, and feed off the energy of the crowd. You are a natural born leader who likes to take charge and is very effective at leading and directing others. You are lively and spontaneous and do not let negative words from others bother you. You tend to be assertive, but your happy personality allows others to interpret your social boldness as enthusiasm. You tend to seek thrills and excitement out of life - no couch sitting for you. You can be found wherever the action is. It is definitely fun to be you! Your Agreeableness: Candid VS Considerate You are very considerate. You are a popular person, aren't you? Of course you are. You truly value harmony in dealing with others. People recognize your friendly, generous, and helpful personality. Your easy-going, agreeable nature makes you such a joy to be around. This is especially true in meetings or general conversations. The topic may become heated, but you are considerate of other's feelings and you will find a happy medium in order to placate those around you. This is because you have an optimistic view of human nature and you realize that if you trust people with their decisions that they are not trying to hurt you or take advantage of you. This special and rare quality is also seen in your altruism. You enjoy helping others. To you it is not a sacrifice; to you it is fulfilling to help others in need. Your Self-Control: Impulsive VS Cautious You are very impulsive. You are an independent thinker. You do not need a book of rules to tell you how to behave - you know inside what is right and what is wrong and you act accordingly. You are able to live life spontaneously, because you are able to make decisions without endless deliberation. In fact, when you and another person are making a decision, you are able to reach a solution fairly quickly while the other person has to cautiously plan every step. Eventually, they will agree with you, which is frustrating when your first impulse is usually the correct one in the decision-making process. You tend to be a little more casual, and you do not feel out of sorts when your home or office is not perfectly neat. In general, your life is pleasurable - you know how to have fun and will never be accused of being staid or stuffy. Your Anxiety Level: Excitable VS Relaxed You are moderately relaxed. You do not dwell on how others think of you. You are confident and poised in social situations, you do not think that everyone is staring at you and dwelling on your imperfections. You are able to stay focused in pressure-filled circumstances, and you are especially good at thinking clearly in stressful situations. You rarely get angry. If you do, it passes quickly and you are able to move forward without feeling negative emotions. In general, you are easy-going, confident, and secure. This is especially helpful in frustrating situations where others are not as tranquil. You have no problem coping with stress. You may feel the stress, but you deal with it very well. You tend to not be a jealous person, which makes you very easy to deal with at work and in personal relationships. People can count on you not to be emotionally irrational. Your Openness to Change: Practical VS Imaginative You are slightly imaginative. It is apparent to those who meet you that you are well educated. You are able to speak on a complex level to one audience, but adjust to a more basic level for another. You are bright and capable of thinking logically. On one hand you are down-to-earth and traditional, while on the other hand you are creative and imaginative. Sometimes you feel more comfortable with familiarity and routine in your life, other times new and novel experiences are more enjoyable. You are not afraid to try new things. You tend to like to do a variety of different activities, so you do not grow bored. The way you Think/Reason: Concrete VS Abstract You are very abstract in your thinking. You tend to be quick to grasp ideas, are a fast learner and intelligent. You possess a hallmark of intelligence that potentially separates human beings from earlier life forms, the ability to think about future consequences before acting on an impulse. Your reasoning activity involves contemplation of long-range goals, organizing and planning routes to these goals, and persisting toward one's goals in the face of short-lived impulses to the contrary. You also have keen interests in intellectual matters and love to play with ideas and think theoretically. You tend to be open-minded to new and unusual ideas, and like to debate intellectual issues. You often enjoy riddles, puzzles, and brainteasers. =================================================== MAN...I LOVE ME!!! Heh heh heh... You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! _{Laurie Anderson} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #16,209 by tseliot 11/2/01 1:09:41 PM Reply	Good to hear... ...that you're "potentially separated from earlier life forms". So you noticed there's not a single negative comment in the analysis, eh? Oh, no, that would keep people from taking the other tests we have available for you (for a very small fee, I assure you). What a strange coincidence that everyone seems to do well in areas for which brainbench has (really, very very very inexpensive, accurate, damn-near utopian-society) vocational tests. --------------------------------- A stupid despot may constrain his slaves with iron chains; but a true politician binds them even more strongly by the chain of their own ideas;...despair and time eat away the bonds of iron and steel, but they are powerless against the habitual union of ideas, they can only tighten it still more; and on the soft fibres of the brain is founded the unshakable base of the soundest of Empires." Jacques Servan, 1767
Post #16,221 by bepatient 11/2/01 1:49:09 PM Reply	Are you... ...trying to cheer me up? None of these tests are worth the electrons spent to make them available...BUT...mine made me fall in love with me all over again ;-) Have we fixed the image issue? Didn't think so. You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! _{Laurie Anderson} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #16,273 by Ashton 11/2/01 6:13:02 PM Reply	Yabut.. they didn't know you were also a surreptitious nocturnal practitioner of The Dismal Science - could that be the 'life forms' issue? :-\ufffd
Post #16,202 by Another Scott 11/2/01 12:53:17 PM Reply	My turn. My numbers seem to be (counting left to right): Introverted 2 Extroverted Candid 5 Considerate Impulsive 1 Cautious Excitable 5 Relaxed Practical 3 Imaginative Concrete 8 Abstract Birds of a feather? :-) Cheers, Scott.
Post #16,216 by inthane-chan 11/2/01 1:30:46 PM Reply	YAOPA... Introverted 2 Extroverted Candid 9 Considerate Impulsive 1 Cautious Excitable 1 Relaxed Practical 4 Imaginative Concrete 9 Abstract Your Social Boldness: Introverted VS Extraverted You are quite introverted. Socially, you prefer a more relaxed, low-key environment, rather than the hustle and bustle of a wild night in the city. You tend not to talk a lot, but when you do people listen, because when you say something it has meaning. You are not seeking the limelight, usually you prefer to let the attention-mongers do their thing while you observe. In an unfamiliar setting, you tend to be cautious and shy while you evaluate the circumstances. You prefer to avoid conflict, so you do not put yourself into a threatening situation. Your shyness may be perceived as unfriendly, but that could not be further from the truth. People need to be patient with you and take the time to get to know the complex, private you. True dat. Your Agreeableness: Candid VS Considerate You are quite considerate. You are a popular person, aren't you? Of course you are. You truly value harmony in dealing with others. People recognize your friendly, generous, and helpful personality. Your easy-going, agreeable nature makes you such a joy to be around. This is especially true in meetings or general conversations. The topic may become heated, but you are considerate of other's feelings and you will find a happy medium in order to placate those around you. This is because you have an optimistic view of human nature and you realize that if you trust people with their decisions that they are not trying to hurt you or take advantage of you. This special and rare quality is also seen in your altruism. You enjoy helping others. To you it is not a sacrifice; to you it is fulfilling to help others in need. Okay, I have to take an issue here - I don't have an optimistic view of human nature, but the rest of it is spot on. Your Self-Control: Impulsive VS Cautious You are very impulsive. You are an independent thinker. You do not need a book of rules to tell you how to behave - you know inside what is right and what is wrong and you act accordingly. You are able to live life spontaneously, because you are able to make decisions without endless deliberation. In fact, when you and another person are making a decision, you are able to reach a solution fairly quickly while the other person has to cautiously plan every step. Eventually, they will agree with you, which is frustrating when your first impulse is usually the correct one in the decision-making process. You tend to be a little more casual, and you do not feel out of sorts when your home or office is not perfectly neat. In general, your life is pleasurable - you know how to have fun and will never be accused of being staid or stuffy. Spot on. Your Anxiety Level: Excitable VS Relaxed You are very excitable. You do not like stressful situations. You tend to react emotionally to stress, which can lead to bad moods, or even anxiety, anger, or depression. You like to be treated fairly, and may become upset if you sense that someone is trying to cheat you. You may find urges and cravings irresistible to the point that you are giving into them even if you know you will regret it or feel guilty later. Sometimes you may feel uncomfortable in social situations, even thinking that others are judging you. This self-consciousness may show through as shyness, because you do not want people to think poorly of you. You tend to worry and are apprehensive in unfamiliar circumstances. This is a hard one to admit to, but they call it pretty well - I just hide it really well. I don't think even my wife really recognizes this side of me. Your Openness to Change: Practical VS Imaginative You are moderately practical. You tend to be more comfortable when your daily activities are familiar and unchanging, rather than constantly in a state of flux. You prefer to deal with facts and not ideas. You prefer to be more practical and pragmatic, but you are able to be creative when the situation calls for it. You prefer the conversation or situation to be more straightforward. Emotionally, you are more conservative and tend not to express your feelings openly. You have a proper demeanor, which summons respect from those around you. Sounds true, except for the wild crazy imagination I constantly have on the back burner. Mayhaps I want solidity in real life to give my mind time to play? The way you Think/Reason: Concrete VS Abstract You are quite abstract in your thinking. You tend to be quick to grasp ideas, are a fast learner and intelligent. You possess a hallmark of intelligence that potentially separates human beings from earlier life forms, the ability to think about future consequences before acting on an impulse. Your reasoning activity involves contemplation of long-range goals, organizing and planning routes to these goals, and persisting toward one's goals in the face of short-lived impulses to the contrary. You also have keen interests in intellectual matters and love to play with ideas and think theoretically. You tend to be open-minded to new and unusual ideas, and like to debate intellectual issues. You often enjoy riddles, puzzles, and brainteasers. "earlier life forms?" Geez, what are they smoking? I still consider the vast majority of humanity to be on the same level as our knuckle-dragging cousins. Hell, I might be on the same level as our knuckle-dragging cousins, who am I to judge myself? Otherwise they've got it right. PART 2: OCCUPATIONAL PREFERENCE EVALUATION You appear to be suited for a Social career. Social people seem to satisfy their needs in teaching or helping situations. They are drawn more to seek close interpersonal relationships and are less apt to engage in intellectual of extensive physical activity. The S type generally likes to help, teach, and counsel people more than engage in mechanical or technical activity. The S type usually likes to be around other people, working in groups and sharing responsibilities. They are good communicators and are interested in how people get along, and like to help other people with their problems. They like nursing, or giving first aid and providing information. They generally avoid using machines, tools, or animals to achieve a goal. They see themselves as helpful, friendly, and trustworthy. Actually the best part of Helldesk, IMO, was working with the users to show them how to do New and Interesting things... My least favorite was the bullshit office politics ("The COPHB [Corner Office PHB - usually an order of magnitude worse than your typical PHB] can't print - never mind that the network is down and we've got sixty users screaming for help - go take him this portable printer and help him print his document!") and the lusers who blamed you for all their problems. "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Post #16,219 by JayMehaffey 11/2/01 1:43:41 PM Reply	Re: Yet Another Online Personality Assessment My results: 2 Introverted -- Extraverted 8 Candid -- Considerate 1 Impulsive -- Cautious 1 Excitable -- Relaxed 4 Practical -- Imaginative 8 Concrete -- Abstract The Impulsive -- Cautious rating is wrong though, I'm extremly cautious. The details section suggests that the test confuses free-thinking with impulsive. I'm very free thinking, but I'm also very cautious about acting on those thoughts. Jay
Post #16,223 by bepatient 11/2/01 1:51:47 PM Reply	Aha! <quote>I'm very free thinking, but I'm also very cautious about acting on those thoughts. </quote> So you're 2 Jack Daniels' away from being a true psychopath! Cool! You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! _{Laurie Anderson} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #16,233 by ben_tilly 11/2/01 2:23:57 PM Reply	Strange Results I am wondering if I filled in some bubbles wrong? Most of it is fairly accurate, but that Concrete-Abstract figure has to be wrong. Introvert-Extrovert: 7 Candid-Considerate: 10 Impulsive-Cautious: 2 Excitable-Relaxed: 7 Practical-Imaginative: 4 Concrete-Abstract: 5 Here is the description they give: Your Social Boldness: Introverted VS Extraverted You are moderately extraverted. In general, you enjoy being with people and people enjoy being with you. You are full of energy and have a positive outlook on life. At parties, people tend to gravitate towards you, but in the rare event that they don't, you are not afraid to start a conversation with others. You may not go out of your way to find an audience, but public speaking is not something you shy away from. You feel comfortable in taking a leadership role, and can be assertive in the right situations. Your warm nature endears people to you, but if someone does have a negative comment for you, then you can usually put it in the proper perspective and not let it bother you. You genuinely enjoy having fun. You seek excitement, and sometimes you are known to add a little thrill to your life. Your Agreeableness: Candid VS Considerate You are very considerate. You are a popular person, aren't you? Of course you are. You truly value harmony in dealing with others. People recognize your friendly, generous, and helpful personality. Your easy-going, agreeable nature makes you such a joy to be around. This is especially true in meetings or general conversations. The topic may become heated, but you are considerate of other's feelings and you will find a happy medium in order to placate those around you. This is because you have an optimistic view of human nature and you realize that if you trust people with their decisions that they are not trying to hurt you or take advantage of you. This special and rare quality is also seen in your altruism. You enjoy helping others. To you it is not a sacrifice; to you it is fulfilling to help others in need. Your Self-Control: Impulsive VS Cautious You are quite impulsive. You are an independent thinker. You do not need a book of rules to tell you how to behave - you know inside what is right and what is wrong and you act accordingly. You are able to live life spontaneously, because you are able to make decisions without endless deliberation. In fact, when you and another person are making a decision, you are able to reach a solution fairly quickly while the other person has to cautiously plan every step. Eventually, they will agree with you, which is frustrating when your first impulse is usually the correct one in the decision-making process. You tend to be a little more casual, and you do not feel out of sorts when your home or office is not perfectly neat. In general, your life is pleasurable - you know how to have fun and will never be accused of being staid or stuffy. Your Anxiety Level: Excitable VS Relaxed You are moderately relaxed. You do not dwell on how others think of you. You are confident and poised in social situations, you do not think that everyone is staring at you and dwelling on your imperfections. You are able to stay focused in pressure-filled circumstances, and you are especially good at thinking clearly in stressful situations. You rarely get angry. If you do, it passes quickly and you are able to move forward without feeling negative emotions. In general, you are easy-going, confident, and secure. This is especially helpful in frustrating situations where others are not as tranquil. You have no problem coping with stress. You may feel the stress, but you deal with it very well. You tend to not be a jealous person, which makes you very easy to deal with at work and in personal relationships. People can count on you not to be emotionally irrational. Your Openness to Change: Practical VS Imaginative You are moderately practical. You tend to be more comfortable when your daily activities are familiar and unchanging, rather than constantly in a state of flux. You prefer to deal with facts and not ideas. You prefer to be more practical and pragmatic, but you are able to be creative when the situation calls for it. You prefer the conversation or situation to be more straightforward. Emotionally, you are more conservative and tend not to express your feelings openly. You have a proper demeanor, which summons respect from those around you. The way you Think/Reason: Concrete VS Abstract You are slightly concrete in your thinking. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex, to others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual. You tend to be intellectually curious and have the uncanny abilities to distinguish imaginative, creative people from down-to-earth, conventional people. I appear to not be an intellectual? News to me... They suggest that I go for a social career, specific suggestions include nursing, customer service, sales and marketing...I don't think I need to state my opinion about those career suggestions... Cheers, Ben
Post #16,236 by Andrew Grygus 11/2/01 2:28:21 PM Reply	Here all this time you've been living a lie . . You are slightly concrete in your thinking. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex, to others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual. [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]
Post #16,271 by Ashton 11/2/01 5:56:07 PM Reply	I create these tests periodically to mess with your head. Ashton the n-dimensionally Unmeasurable
Post #16,272 by orion 11/2/01 5:59:59 PM Reply	Free Personality test, no Scientologists will come calling! 2 Introverted-Extraverted 5 Candid-Considerate 3 Impulsive-cautious 1 Excitable-Relaxed 1 Practical-Imaginative 4 Concrete-Abstract So what does that say about me? *Picking up the pieces of my broken life.*
Post #16,290 by n3jja 11/2/01 9:56:12 PM Reply	Well, since the rest of you seem obsessed.... Introverted 2 Extraverted Candid 3 Considerate Impulsive 1 Cautious Excitable 2 Relaxed Practical 1 Imaginative Concrete 5 Abstract Your Social Boldness: Introverted VS Extraverted ------------------------------------------------------------ You are quite introverted. Socially, you prefer a more relaxed, low-key environment, rather than the hustle and bustle of a wild night in the city. You tend not to talk a lot, but when you do people listen, because when you say something it has meaning. You are not seeking the limelight, usually you prefer to let the attention-mongers do their thing while you observe. In an unfamiliar setting, you tend to be cautious and shy while you evaluate the circumstances. You prefer to avoid conflict, so you do not put yourself into a threatening situation. Your shyness may be perceived as unfriendly, but that could not be further from the truth. People need to be patient with you and take the time to get to know the complex, private you. Your Agreeableness: Candid VS Considerate ------------------------------------------------------------ You are moderately candid. You know how people in a group tend to agree with each other so that no one is dissenting? Well, you are not one of those people. You are gifted with the ability to make tough and objective decisions, even if it goes against the popular consensus. At work, you are the maverick with your no-nonsense, self-reliant and independent nature. You have a realistic outlook on life, and as a result you are more tough-minded than tender-minded. You prefer if others are independent, because going out of your way to help someone who you know is capable of helping themselves is not particularly appealing to you. In social relationships, you tend to be somewhat guarded and will only reveal the real you once you trust the other person. Your level of self-esteem is admirable, and you would probably prefer if others were as confident, so that you would not have to take steps to boost their ego. Your Self-Control: Impulsive VS Cautious ------------------------------------------------------------ You are very impulsive. You are an independent thinker. You do not need a book of rules to tell you how to behave - you know inside what is right and what is wrong and you act accordingly. You are able to live life spontaneously, because you are able to make decisions without endless deliberation. In fact, when you and another person are making a decision, you are able to reach a solution fairly quickly while the other person has to cautiously plan every step. Eventually, they will agree with you, which is frustrating when your first impulse is usually the correct one in the decision-making process. You tend to be a little more casual, and you do not feel out of sorts when your home or office is not perfectly neat. In general, your life is pleasurable - you know how to have fun and will never be accused of being staid or stuffy. Your Anxiety Level: Excitable VS Relaxed ------------------------------------------------------------ You are quite excitable. You do not like stressful situations. You tend to react emotionally to stress, which can lead to bad moods, or even anxiety, anger, or depression. You like to be treated fairly, and may become upset if you sense that someone is trying to cheat you. You may find urges and cravings irresistible to the point that you are giving into them even if you know you will regret it or feel guilty later. Sometimes you may feel uncomfortable in social situations, even thinking that others are judging you. This self-consciousness may show through as shyness, because you do not want people to think poorly of you. You tend to worry and are apprehensive in unfamiliar circumstances. Your Openness to Change: Practical VS Imaginative ------------------------------------------------------------ You are very practical. You want just the facts - keep it plain and simple. You are practical, pragmatic and well grounded. You have no time for carelessness and impracticality. You prefer to keep your emotions to yourself, rather than exposing your feelings to the world. Life moves along much better for you when you can maintain a schedule and have routine in your life. Unexpected surprises and chaos are a major inconvenience to you. You tend to be conservative and are somewhat resistant to change. Others respect your ability to act properly in your everyday life. The way you Think/Reason: Concrete VS Abstract ------------------------------------------------------------ You are slightly concrete in your thinking. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex, to others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual. You tend to be intellectually curious and have the uncanny abilities to distinguish imaginative, creative people from down-to-earth, conventional people.
Post #16,310 by deSitter 11/3/01 1:16:24 AM Reply	Rehash of Air, Earth, Fire, Water Why do you self-adoring assholes jack yourselves off like this? "Your profile indicates that your dick is two feet long. You get off on sucking your own dick!" Love something other than yourself for once, Marine-boy.
Post #16,386 by broomberg 11/3/01 6:11:19 PM Reply	It's better than that Astrology bullsh*t At least here we can pretend a scientific basis. Introverted \|..................X.....................\| Extraverted Candid \|..................X.....................\| Considerate Impulsive \|..X.....................................\| Cautious Excitable \|......................X.................\| Relaxed Practical \|..................X.....................\| Imaginative Concrete \|..........................X.............\| Abstract I love me too.
Post #16,745 by drewk 11/5/01 8:46:09 PM Reply	Wow, that was out of left field First, the reasonable rebuttal: I believe I made it fairly clear from my original post that I didn't put too much faith in these things. From the responses -- up until yours -- I get the impression everyone else got that. Now, I can't imagine where the personal attack came from. But I am starting to suspect that your ex and, who was it, her brother? might have had very good reasons for hitting you. If you in person are anything like you've been around here lately, I would be surprised if a lot of people didn't want to hit you. That's it for me reading you. We have to fight the terrorists as if there were no rules and preserve our open society as if there were no terrorists. -- [link\|http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/05/opinion/BIO-FRIEDMAN.html\|Thomas Friedman]
Post #16,763 by bepatient 11/5/01 9:41:21 PM Reply	Do me a favor... ...grab something heavy and smack youself over the head with it. Done... good... Now you might realize that we're all playing around here... Try some levity, boss...you >really< need it. You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! _{Laurie Anderson} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #16,768 by n3jja 11/5/01 9:56:09 PM Reply	"You know...... "..... you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history." 5 points towards your Personality Assessment if you can name the movie.
Post #16,769 by boxley 11/5/01 9:58:54 PM Reply	trust me he's not Ross is having a bad patch, ignore him or scream at him or whatever. He is as much a part of this as the majic man or bryce or crc or me. thanx, bill tshirt front "born to die before I get old" thshirt back "fscked another one didnja?"
Post #16,770 by drewk 11/5/01 9:58:55 PM Reply	Gooooooooooooood mornin' Viet Naaaaammmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have to fight the terrorists as if there were no rules and preserve our open society as if there were no terrorists. -- [link\|http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/05/opinion/BIO-FRIEDMAN.html\|Thomas Friedman]
Post #16,783 by bepatient 11/5/01 11:20:32 PM Reply	Same one as... THIS IS NOT GONNA LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME! You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! _{Laurie Anderson} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]

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