About 50-cent, the rich thug who should be smashed under a giant sneaker like a disgusting bug:

Mumbling rather than rapping about guns, ghettos, bitches and ho's, young provincial chavsters see 50 Cent as a role model! They want to be a thug just like him! Check out that bling and the prison tattoos. We should not mock 50 Cent though. It is quite obvious from this picture that he suffers from some kind 'trench cock' fungal infection that makes the poor boy grab his itchy nadgers every 30 seconds! I did I mention he's been shot 9 times? A chavster role model for us all!