I'm betting that's why the wife banned 'em
A man who understands subtlety as well as Scott might have married a women who had a similar understanding. Imagine the kid, growing up in a a household were the well formed pun can bring a gut wrenching belly laugh.
I'm sorry if this is bad news for you Scott, but Duncan has no other altenative. He will become a stand up comedian.
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It is much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than it is to give them a helping hand.
Mike Royko