SEX !!!

That's *the Biiiig Hangup* thus also capable of reducing their testosterone-overloaded (for disuse) cannon fodder to gibbering horny mindless seekers-after: not Allah but.. Ahhh.. la la .... Mlle. ____ whom?

Thousands of er 'palm' Pilots with anatomy lessons not even dreamt of in your philosophy, young Martyr-to-Be. Actual nightclub fotos from Paree, Stockholm, Hollywood (!) and Topeka after 10pm when the sidewalks are rolled up.

Boys *your age* with Are ya glad ta see me, or is that a gun in yer pocket? up-close and personal. Our lady of perpetual Basic Instincts.. a crossin her umm Legs in s l o w motion and color. 900 phone #s in Arabic / Afghan variants - where young ibn-Muhammad can hear the Names of all those forbidden fruits, a'whispered in his shell-likes. FREE first 100 hours. <<< (Courtesy of combined US Corp donations of a year's welfare from usual Congress dole)

An operator is waiting overhead, flyin at ~ 35K feet to relay your love poetry. Here's your local (GPS-corrected) map to the Friendly Opposition's lines + the exact location there of: Versatile Veronique, your 24-hour companion in reeducation and assimilation into the Mysteries.

Let's get creative folks: We Know what they want! We've Got what they want! We'll Lend 'em a free sample of What They Really Want = They Will Come. (also.. to Our Side - for just plain Baadness' Sake)

(Wrap each of those 'Food' parcels in a thong worn about 5 days first, by Magda, Veronique and Ulla (in aroma-preserving Ziplok natch) and including her color flip-pack animation: removing said personalized thong)






Yes there will be repercussions and redrawing of Geneva Convention, but: that will be for the *next* War to end Wars. Read yer Wag-Edd !! Hell - how *else* did Windoze seduce the whole *(&%*@# Western idiot-world?



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